Alec Bruce - The Bruce Report
May 9th, 2008
Today, Robert Downey Jr. became “Ironman”.
Today, George W. Bush declared that he’s “Aquaman”.
Today, Hillary Clinton said, “Hey wake up and see my magic lasso; I am Wonder Woman.”
Today, Barack Obama said, “I’m Captain America.”
Today, 100,000 people died in Myanmar.
Today, 500,000 Americans lost their homes to big banks.
Today, George W. Bush sent $600 to every middle income-earner in the U.S.
Today, Hillary Clinton said that she would “obliterate” Iran if she was provoked.
Today, Barack Obama said that he would talk to terrorists, but not to his pastor.
Today, 15 million Americans fell below the poverty line.
Today, 4 million Africans starved to death.
Today, the “Ironman” movie earned $100 million worldwide.
Today, Robert Downey Jr. is a superhero.